Noter? You mean somebody actually uses a noter as it is intended? How do you slant chord? How do you split chord? How do you slide without sounding like--well, like somebody sliding with a noter? Not wishing to waste anything, I gave the noter to the washboard player, who saves her expensive manicure with it. Sorry, Mike. Different strokes, etc. Feel free to consider me hopelessly declasse'.

Freakazoids. My word for the week. Never to be used in reference to fellow Catters, but still .... Merci beaucoupschoen.

Chicken Charlie