Yeah, Chicken Charlie......a man what oughta' know about eggs....................But, should you opt to shove them up a friend's ass for storage, there are some significant advantages you should think about. You can remove the eggs and have them in the proper condition for use.....for instance................

SCRAMBLED EGGS--Attach a jackhammer to your friend's ass. Operate for 5 minutes. Extract eggs.

OMELETTE--Same as above, but whack your friend in the rump with a Stop sign before extraction.

POACHED--Kick your friend's butt to crack eggs open and then pour boiling water up his ass. When the screaming stops, your eggs are done. Extract eggs.

SOFT BOILED--Same as above, just eliminate the kick.

HARD BOILED--Same as Soft Boiled, but continue adding boiling water for 5 minutes. It may be useful to strap your friend down for this procedure.

FRIED--Put a stick of butter and a blowtorch up your friend's ass and when smoke comes from his mouth, your eggs are ready. Extract eggs

***Tip Of The Week***

You can add an Automatic Egg Extracter to your friend's ass by feeding him cabbage, beans, and milk 48 hours prior to use.

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