It's Not in the DT.

Billy the Squid, spawned by Rick Nestler, a Clearwater guy, one of the finniest little ditties ever to come down the pike. It is, of course, the tail of the notoriously eponymous outlaw crustacean (?) who was finally tamed by the beauteous Clammity Jane. ("she looked at him clammily, and said 'lets start a family')

Anybody know it? Or am I being shellfish?

The tune is a familiar one--I used to recognize it, but over the years I lobster.

I'm dead serious. Bill