To the "Mexican Hat Dance " Melody", being that this is a scholarly endeavor,(sure it is)

I DIDN'T WRITE THIS, AND I DON'T PERFORM IT IN PUBLIC.

Shut up! Shut up ! Shut up!, Shut up and get on the bus.
Shut up!, Shut up! Shut up ! Shut up and get on the bus.

(Refrain) Illegal Mexican Alien, shut up and get on the bus!. Illegal Mexican Alien, Shut up and get on the bus.

Illegal Limey Alien, shut up and get on the plane, Illegal Limey Alien, shut up and get on the plane. (modify 1st verse to say, (Shut up and get on the plane)

Illegal Canadian Alien, shut up and get back in your car.

Illegal Cuban Alien, shut up and get on the boat.

Illegalk German (or Japanese) Alien, shut up and get on the Concorde. etc. etc.

Well, you asked!!

Here're a couple of very very good melodies for instrumental, but the words are , In my opinion, very insulting You can change, "Darktown" to Uptown", I guess" and work your way around the "Coon" and opther ethnic slurrs in The Georgia camp meeting. Darktown Strutter Ball is in the digitrad.