Stewie, that is quite a collection of rare records.The old Phonograph we had was a Victorola with a turning head to play the Edison records and it took a gold needle to play them and they were quite expensive.There was one record we had about a guy who died and went to heaven and while he was talking to Saint Peter he asked him how long a second was in Heaven and it was over a million years.He then asked how much a penny was worth in Heaven and it was over a million Dollars.So he asked Saint Peter if he would loan him a penny and Saint Peter said he would in a second.Does anyone else remember this tune Louie Roy