The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #34434 Message #464615
Posted By: Patrish(inactive)
17-May-01 - 10:18 AM
Thread Name: BS: Handy Tips
Subject: RE: BS: Handy Tips
CONVERT BLACK LABRADOR DOGS into seals by taking them to cafes twice a week and feeding them pastries, sweets and cakes, starving them of exercise, slipping a pair of black socks onto their front paws and smearing their coats in vaseline. Then encourage them to balance a beach ball on their nose in return for fish-shaped dog biscuits.
Patrish