JOHNNY JUMP UP

I'll tell you a story that happened to me,
One day as I went down the yard by the sea.
The sun it was bright and the day it was warm,
Says I a quite pint wouldn't do me no harm.

I went in to the barman, said give me a stout,
Says the barman I’m sorry, all the beer 't has sold out
Try whisky or Vodka, ten years in the wood,
Says I I’ll try cider, I've heard that it's good.

O never, o never, o never again,
If I live to an hundred or a hundred and ten
'Cos I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up,
After drinking a pint of that JOHNNY JUMP UP!

Etc....

Can't remember all the words but it's amusing!

Emma xxx

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