How do you get a banjo player off your front porch??? Pay for the pizza.

Did you hear about the guitar player that locked his keys in his car?? It took him almost an hour to get it open and let the banjo player out.

What do you call a banjo player that just broke up with his girl friend?? Homeless.

How do you know its a banjo player at your front door?? The knocking gets faster and faster and they don't know when to come in.

Enjoy Dan