A banjo player died and went to the pearly gates, and St. Peter said, "A banjo picker, eh? And bluegrass at that. With a background like that, you'll have to take a special test for admission. The test is to tell me what is God's first name?"

The banjo picker said, "Oh, that's easy. God's first name is Andy. We sing to him at Sunday school every week:

Andy walks with me
Andy talks with me
Andy tells me I am his own. . ."