"You Dun Stomped on My Heart (and you smashed that sucker flat)"--John Denver

"You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly"--Kacey Jones & Delbert McClinton

And then let's get to the late and great Frank Zappa:
"Weasels Ripped My Flesh"
"Prelude to the Afternoon of a Sexually Aroused Gas Mask"
"My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama"
"Latex Solar Beef"
"Lonesome Electric Turkey"
"Half A Dozen Provocative Squats"
"Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus" (really)
"Dinah Moe-Hum"
"Nanook Rubs It"
"Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?"
"The Illinois Enema Bandit"
"Broken Hearts Are For Assholes"
"Why Does It Hurt When I Pee"

....and about a hundred others....Ol' Frank knew a good title when he thought of one!!!!

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