You could try caulking gun drill team chants such as "RADIATION IN THE BREEZE, BLAME IT ON THE KILLER TREES!", attributed to Ronald Reegan musings about the danger of Redwoods.

Then there's Woody Guthrie's musing in one of his talking blues "I don't care too much for politicians; I think this whole country should be run by E-LEC-TRI-CI-TY."