mmmm, doesn't surprise me - there were Free Presbyterians at my school who didn't/weren't allowed to go to the school discos. Lucky them. Wish I'd had an excuse. School discos are bloody awful.
"Lust of the flesh"? What's wrong with a bit of "lust of the flesh" between consenting adults, eh? If you can't have a bit of lust of the flesh on yer wedding day, when can you?