Mrrzy, my absolutely reliable memory (snigger) doesn't come up with any other verses for "When You Are Old and Gray" (which is spelled Grey in the DT, which is why I had trouble finding it!). If you find another verse, I'd love to hear it. I once wrote a sort of parody of "The Elements", called "The Formulary Song" (with drug names). I sent it to Tom, and he wrote back, "As a lifelong apostle of plagiarism, I certainly have no objection."