Following are the alternate lyrics taught to me by my mother:

School Days, School Days
Poker, Dice and Pool Days
Neckin' and Kissin' and how to be fast
Taught to the tune of the hip-pocket flask.

You were my Queenie - oh, oh, oh,
I was was your dashing Romeo
When you wrote on my slate
You're too darn slow
When we were a couple of kids.


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