Welcome Pipsqueak!

Thank you Gnu and Spaw for those riveting programming notes. And, now a few more words before the night is drawn:

Please pledge what you can, it doesn't matter how little, as long as it is a consistent amount that Max can count on. Remember the MANY can make up a LOT. Every Penny Counts!

Crowd enters onstage, with leader in the front with a megaphone

Leader: Whadda we want?
Crowd: Mudcat!
Leader: Whadda're we gonna do?
Crowd: Pledge, Pledge, Pledge!!!
All: Yeah!! Wha-hoo!! Yea for the Mudcat!!!

Crowd and leader exit Stage Left. Fade to close up of phone bank (Shorty-the Mainframe answers the phone.)

There ya have it, phoaks...now back to our regularly scheduled program The Case of the Stolen Tiples