I have no idea who the author is,but it is kinda cute

If a packet hit a pocket on a socket on a port
And the bus is interrupted at a very last resort
And the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
And the double clicking icon put your computer in the trash
And your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash
Then your situation's hopeless and your system going to crash
If the label on the cable on the table at your house
Says the network is connected to the button on the mouse
But your packet wants to tunnel to another protocol
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall
And your screen is all distorted by the side effect of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang
Cuz as sure as I'm a poet then the sucker going to hang
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk
And the micro code instructions cause an un necessary risk
Then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to ram your rom
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom
Well this certainly cleared things up for me