Aw, Sins, that's the spirit, put off the evils of thy demanding flesh womon and be PUR-EE-FIED!! That's it, Sister Sins, you can experience the Great and Powerful Effects of the Rarified and Holy Water of the Mudcat Aquifer just down from the NYCFTTS.

Why it is THE purest, the cleanest, the closest thing to the Nectar of the Gawds that we could ever hope to attain here, on this Blighted Earth of Fleshly Pleasures. The Dark reaches of the Arches of Gold, the Kings of Your Way, those bastions of Buns of Ses-a-mee have NOTHING, I say NOTHING to offer you compared to the HOLY WATER OF THE MUDCAT AQUIFER. So lay down your putrid browns of colas, your sizzling snort up your nose pops, whether clear or dark....your bones will be FREE and you can LIVE AGAIN through the POWER and WONDER of the Mudcat Aquifer's HOLY WATER!! And, let you say to those who claim you are bitchie, to those headaches of Sinsfull need, BEGONE! GET THEE BEHIND ME!! For today I am FREE and forever shall be!! Amen, Amen, Amen!

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*If all else fails, just tell everyone you are going to be a hermit for a week or two; draw the blinds; put on some soothing music and sweat it out! **BG**