"Ah, so that's what it's all about..." mumbled the bumbling intrepid explorer. (trepidatiously o'course) as he tripped over the wooly bully remains of the apis bull.

"Sothis is it?" seethed Celia "Are you Sirius?"

"No, no my darling thimble brain." pontificated the professorial one. "This is but part of the essentials of eternity for Tut-Tut-Mud-Kat-mose III. The burgeoning bovine was Set there as a warning to unwelcome guests. This Tut-Tut was one Tefnut to crack.

"Well, I've got cobwebs in my hair now, are you Hapi? Because I've about Hadit..." pouted the postgrad who flew in for jewels, not jerky.

They spotted a dusty doorway in the corner of the cavern, and the bumbler mumbled, "Oh well, if you have to go, leave the jodphurs, I may have use for them later, but if you stay, the Bast is yet to come."