THE TATTOOED LADY as sung by The Smothers Brothers
Sung to the obvious tune.

Her eyes were Siam,
Her nose was Hindustan,
And on her knees was Greece,
Her back was Brazil,
Her chest was Bunker Hill,
Her hips, they were Constantinople,
Just then I saw my wife, and to avoid a future strife,
I let the rest of the world go by.