For god's sake 'spaw don't try to understand my daughter!
1. I was not drunk when I fell out of the caravan.
2.I need to know about Tasha's accident for the insurance and also to find out if she is safe out there on that scooter!
3.I have just had to part with £70 just to get the bike back as it had been stored at a bike shop and I get grumpy when handing over large amounts of cash.
BTW she's 17!!!!:(