I'm sorry, Kat..........you know I love you..........but, in my role as Keeper of the Sacred Fertility Rites, all allegations of "perky tits" must be checked out by me personally. This could obviously have an impact on the use of the Rites, so I am counting on you to set some time up for me with Aine, strictly for professional reasons, to verify this phenomenon.

Biggus Mickus Maximus

Keeper of the Sacred Fertility Rite and Perky Tit Examiner.