I got "Personal Adornments" aplenty. I got scars everydamnwhere. From assorted racing accidents I've been sliced, gouged, broken, and burned. From the damn sailboats I have assorted scars from top to bottom and a 6 inch one up my back from surgery that was a result of catching a blow from a boom in the small of the back, and that one damn near drowned me. Then of late, I've been hacked upon and punctured as needed to repair my heart which is the result of my misspent youth. Plus, I'm about to pick up a couple of small holes to continue the repair.
Why the fuck would I want a tattoo?