Sort of reminds me of the old joke about the young novice nurse who returned to the nursing station, quite nonplussed, after giving a bath to an older gentleman and noticed he had his nickname "Shorty", tatooed on his penis. One of the more experienced nurses thought that hard to believe and decided to check it out herself. She returned half an hour later somewhat dishevelled and amazed, sat down and somewhat breathlessly said, "It doesn't say Shorty, it says Shorty's Bar and Grill, Shrevesport, Louisiana.