One earing. Thinking of an anchor tatoo on one arm and a celtic band tatooed around the other. Any truth in the rumour that the bands were to show how far you can push your arm up a cows bum???
I like waterbeds as well. But never ever ever get one pierced...;-)
I think I have mentioned it somewhere before but in the window of the tatooists at Whitby it says words to the effect "The difference between people with tatooes and without is that the ones with never take offence at the ones without."