Click me baby! for Herman the Worm. Want me to go paste it in here?

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Herman the Worm

Sittin' on my fencepost, chewing my bubblegum

(chew, chew, chew, chew)

Playin' with my yo-yo, wee-oo! wee-oo!

When along came Herman the worm

And he was this big (make a motion as if measuring a tiny worm)

And I said: "Herman? What happened?"

"I ate my Mother."

(repeat verse, with worm action getting larger and larger for each of the following lines:)

"I ate my Father."

"I ate my Brother."

"I ate my Sister."

"I ate my Dog."

(repeat verse one last time, with a tiny worm action for:)

"I burped."

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Lyrics copy-pasted from another source (http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Glade/8851/s3_25.htm). The link cited above is dead.
-Joe Offer-