TOP 10 REASONS TO LIVE IN THE NORTHWEST TERRITORIES 1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest territories in Confederation 2. It's too damn cold for WalMart 3. In the very rare case when someone moves here you can make them kiss a dead wolverine...or, if they're really stupid, an iron fence pole 4. Whole lotta snow! 5. If you do something stupid, no one will even notice the difference 6. You don't understand the meaning of Great Big Sea's lyrics 7. Work for 3 months/Drink for 9 months 8. Get to wrestle polar bears and have sex with all your clothes still on, but not at the same time. 9. If someone says it's cold, you are allowed to kick their ass 10. It is socially acceptable to wear your parka in the shower if it still works...the shower, I mean...