There is very hard evidence that vegetation is the highest form of life of the earth. Science has discovered a conciousness among them that is both effective and communicative. They have deteremined using poplygraph technology, that plants not only react severely when attacked, but they react when other plants are attacked ... more over they even reacted when scientists entered the room with the unspoken intention of attacking.

It is clear to me that vegetation, being the supreme life form, that I cannot, in good conscience eat anything except meat ... preferably only meat from predators, since they are one step removed from the masacre of unaremed plant life.