This old world is slipping fast.
How much longer can it last?
Have we gone completely off our dome?
With this modernistic stuff,
I am through. I've had enough.
I'm so worried since he don't come home.
Since making whoopee became all the rage,
It even got into my birdie's cage.
My canary's got circles under his eyes.
He used to whistle "The Prisoner's Song.”
Now he does snake hips the whole night long.
My canary's got circles under eyes.
E-mail me for the rest - I'll remember it this evening!
HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 20-Apr-02.