I thought this was just a result of my recent cryogenic thaw, but indeed, it's just a revived thread instead.

Whew! I was about to tell Catrin that I used to feel warm and fuzzy all over until Catspaw told me about the Mudcat Special Duct Tape Bikini Wax and I nipped that little ol' problemo right in the butt, yessirreebob.

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