Dear Lorcan Ri,

Wow, I've gotten in trouble here for a lot of things, but calling someone Sir?

SEE! I told you conservatives get targeted for everything!

Well, as far as I know, LH is Canadian, the kinder, gentler American. I think he is my friend and I am certainly his.

Down here in the states, it's either Sir or "You Bastard". I thought I had chosen wisely.

I'll try to be more sensitive in the future, as you ALL know, I need all the friends I can get.

mav out