My country's tired of me / I come from Germany / My name is Fritz / I love my sauerkraut / It makes my ears stick out / From every mountaintop / Let sauerkraut sprout.

My country's tired of me / I went to Germany / To see the King / His name is Donald Duck / He drove a garbage truck / Here's wishing the best of luck / In Donald's reign.

-- Pankake & Pankake, _A Prairie Home Companion Folk Song Book_

The nonrhyming last lines are perhaps meant as feeble teases.