By means of putting music back into this thread, I went looking for the Title and the Lyric's to the song that contains the words "Don't Slay that Potato." (Maybe that is the title?) Someone on this forum probably can sing it from memory, but I couldn't find it in the DT. But I did find the Cucumber Song. See gents veggies really are better than 'meat'...just ask the ladies.

CUCUMBER SONG

A restless young lady from Phuket, Developed a wonderful trend, To purchase cucumbers for pleasure, 'Cause she found they were better than men.

cho: So line up for your cucumbers, ladies, They're selling for two bucks apiece, Your frustrated days are all over, 'Cause cucumbers never get pissed.

In Asia they're eaten with chilies, In Britain they're put between bread, But in Phuket we use them as teddies, 'Cause we know that they'll never want head.

They'll never leave stains on the mattress, They're happy to live in the fridge, The loo seat is never left standing, And I've never seen cucumber kids.

So watch out you self-centered guys, You're not quite as great as you think, There's no guarantee it will work again, And we can't trade you in when it shrinks.

Tune:Botany Bay @bawdy @vegetable filename[ CUKUMBER Tune file : BOTBAY2