Hi Doug, OK, start driving North, when you get to the perma frost, turn left. You'll pass the Sealblubber shoppe and the Mooseburger emporium. Turn North again. You'll hit our Capital "Iglooville" and when you start talking to some bilingual Eskimos sporting Kruschchev for P.M. buttons you know you'll be there. I'm in the third yurt on hockeypuck Ave. I'll have some whale-tea waitin' for you.

See yuh eh, eh, eh?

Maurice Du Rubberboot