Twenty bucks for Public Information??? What does this tell you?

RE: Exploding Birds--did you see the baseball video? The one where the pitcher actually hit a bird in flight? It was a WOW! The bird really did explode. And it really happened.

Peanut butter? What does peanut butter do to birds? Does this mean I can't feed my ducks peanut butter? (Ms. Know-Nothing about Birds)

Apologize???--When was the last time a pol apologized? When was the last time El Shrub apologized? Surely you don't really expect this.............

(cackling again...........from the (maybe?)Wicked Witch of the West)