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Thread #34901   Message #474925
Posted By: catspaw49
01-Jun-01 - 09:56 PM
Thread Name: BS: Need screwed up Dubya pronounciatios
Subject: RE: BS: Need screwed up Dubya pronounciatios
Nuclear. Nuclear Fission. Reminds me of an old bit by Lenny Bruce. I am always amazed that Lenny Bruce wasn't right when he said that after Lyndon Johnson, we'd never elect another southerner as President:

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Lyndon Johnson...oh yeah.....Lyndon Johnson. Johnson is the reason we'll never have another southern president.......It took them 6 months to teach him how to say Negro.

"Okay Mr. President, let's try it again."
LBJ: "niggera-o.....nigreoao......nigehrio......."
No, no....Just cut it off Mr. President. Nee-Gro, real fast."
LBJ: "uh, well OK.....niggero.....nigra-o.....nigery-o....ah shit, I jist can't do it. I can't say it.....Lemmee' show 'em my scar......"
"No, no, no....No more of that sir, let's just try it again now.........."

And of course he always sounds so dumb..........
LBJ: "Mah Fellow 'Mericans, I think nuculur fishin is...."
"You don't think shit you putz."

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So like Lenny, I'm amazed......Jimmy Carter was at least an intelligent man, but this friggin' dipstick!!!! Last night when he said "Eachuvyuz" I thought of ol' Lenny..............

Spaw