seems that pet shop owner had cornered the market on used parrots....why, not too long after the above ^, a society matorn went in and was quite taken with a beautiful, rare parrot.
"Does it talk?", she asked.
"Yes, very bright bird", says the owner, "but it did live the past 20 years in ummm...well, a house of "ill-repute"
"Oh, my," says the matron, "he dosen't swear, does he? I have a friend who had resort to VERY serious measures to stop the parrot you sold her from using bad language!"
"Oh, no, ma'm,...this parrot lived in a VERY high class place...I assure you, he doesn't swear."
So, she buys the parrot, and decides to show it off at her big society party that night. She covers the cage, and at the height of the party, calls for attention and announces to the swanky assemblage that she has JUST acquired a lovely, rare new parrot....and proceeds to uncover the cage.
The parrot blinks...looks her in the eye and says...."Awwwrrrkkk, a new Madam!"...
He turns and eyes the society ladies where their gossip had been interrupted and says..."Awwrrkkkk, new girls, too!"
Then he stares, as only a parrot can do, at the men clustered around the bar...
"Awwwrrkkk...but the same old customers!"
(and then, I presume, he went into the freezer with the chicken...or maybe the husbands went into the freezer)