sorry about that.

WOULDN'T IT BE LOVERLY

Wandering your streets
trying to fornicate,
I'm just a little horny
simean primate,
If I don't find someone soon
I'll have to masturbate,
Oh wouldn't it be loverly.

Eating little candies
made of chocolot,
My simean labido's
getting mighty hot,
If I can't find a girlfriend
I'll take whatever you got,
Oh wouldn't it be loverly.

Feeling amorous
when my heart goes thump,
Watching all the girls
for a leg to hump,
Getting hit with sticks
I'm all brused & bumped,
Oh wouldn't it be loverly.

(chorus)
What a abso-bloomin-lutely wonderful life
I'd never leave me bed if I had a human wife.

I'm searching for
a Sri Lanka girl,
Give me half a chance
& I'll rock her world,
I'll wave my monkeyhood
like a flag unfurled,
Oh wouldn't it be loverly.

If all of my flirtations
I nowhere get,
I'll try some titillation
with the family pet,
Be it Rover or with pussy
I'll have no regret,
Oh wouldn't it be loverly.

(chorus)
What a abso bloomin lutely wonderful life
I'd never leave me bed if I had a human wife.

Darwin's theory never
had a so lu tion,
I am the missing link
to ev o lu tion,
It'll be a homosimian
rev o lu tion,
Then It'll be just loverly.

DB.