The Monkey and the Ingenue

Tune: The Monkey and the Engineer (Jesse Fuller (Hillgreen Music/BMI))

Once upon a time there was an ingenue

                                                                            Awful proud of the wiggle that her buns could do
                                                                     Walkin down that Ceylonese avenoo
                                                                        Making all the Sri Lanka boys go woo, woo, woo!

                                                                             One day this little lass she was strollin' free
                                                                          Got noticed by a monkey in a nearby tree
                                                             The gal was so provokin' with her strut and all
                                                                   She heated up that the monkey through the Species wall!

                                                                                   Motivated monkey, coming down that street
                                                                                  Motivated monkey, smells some fancy meat
                                                                                   Motivated monkey, swollen all outta shape
                                                                                Got his monkey-mind set on some trans-species rape!

                                                                    The monkey, he believed that his love was true!
                                                                     He figgered that the doxie would just ring him on through,
                                                                 Imagine his surprise when he made his pitch,
                                                                  That two-timin' hussy was a world-class bitch!

The pretty little strumpet with the swell behind
Left that monkey with a worried mind,
When he jumped up to make his case,
The lady kicked the monkey all in his face!

                                                                               Motivated monkey, gettin' bothered now,
                                                                                  Chasin' every species from a dog to a sow!
                                                                                   Motivated monkey, swollen all outta shape
                                                                                Got his monkey-mind set on some trans-species rape!

  The monkey saw his ardor wouldn't win the case                                                                    He figgered that it mighta been his funny face!
                                                                 But he had to do something with his swelling pet,
                                                                So he turned his passion toward a passing cat instead!

But that wasn't the end of that Sri Lankan lass

                                                                     She caught herself a bachelor with that curvaceous ass,
                                                                 But the fifth time he whopped her up alongside the head
                                                                 She kinda wished she'd settled for the monk instead!!
 

                                                                    Motivated momma with an achin' head,
                                                                     Wishes that she got herself an ape instead!
                                                                      Motivated momma, with her beauty gone,
                                                                      Lookin' for a trans-species  liaison!

Regards,,

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