48 Gypsy Lane (*), Nunthorpe, Yorkshire.

Which I now describe as "as near to Middlesbrough as is respectable" - (people assume it must be a long, long way!).

After I had left, they moved Nunthorpe out of Yorkshire and put it in Cleveland.

I was brought up by my mother - a most unusual way to give birth ...........

Cheers, Terry

* Am I allowed to use the G word?