The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #35029   Message #476641
Posted By: Banjer
05-Jun-01 - 06:43 AM
Thread Name: BS: Miccas gone limp
Subject: RE: BS: Miccas gone limp
Back to Pete's Pre-Owned Parrot Parlor for another story. Yet another lady, wanting a pet that didn't require a lot of upkeep sucha as a dog, asked the owner if he had anything that would suit her needs. He advised that he had a parrot that had come to him from a house of ill repute and may say things that could be offensive to her tender ears. She said she would like to try him for a week with the condition that she could return it if he became a problem. Once home tthe parrot looked at his new surroundings and proclaimed 'New house, new madam, awk'. The lady thinks taht was not bad! A while later the ladies daughters return home from school to be greeted by the parrot, 'Awk..New house, new madam, new girls, Awk'. The ladies decide that if that is the worst the parrot can do he can stay. Later that day the man of the house returns from work. The bird sees him come in the door and greets him with, 'Hi, Fred, how ya been?'