Ha! 50 quid? I know someone who paid a practioner(?) 400 quid only to have them clap very loudly the negative energy away in one corner of the house!

I always understood that it IS pronounced Fungh Shway trans. "Treat me like a mushroom: keep me in the dark and feed me horse s**t".

Still, it must have something if it adds up to 150 per cent!!