My buddy Ryan and I detest the new "Christian" music crap too. We're trying to work on parodies of it, called "Ryan's Cheesy Christian Album." Included are a Aerosmith-esqe religious song "Jeeeeeeeeeeesus! Jesus Chriiiiiiiiist! Jesus Christ you are my liiiiiight!!" and "The Jesus Song" which has the catchy chorus of "Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus! Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus!"