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Thread #35060   Message #477801
Posted By: Lonesome EJ
06-Jun-01 - 04:29 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 53
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 53
Monkey Man

I'm a fleabit peanut monkey
I'll unlock you with my trunk-key
I'm telling you the truth!

I'm a galavanting gibbon
Won't you help untie my ribbon?
Would you do?

My libido's so hot it steams
And you're the gorilla of my dreams
Do you want to, babe?

Well, I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey woman too

I was smitten by a boar
She knocked me through the bedroom door
But I pulled it on through

Yes, I'm a randy chimpanzee
So swing on this trapeze for me
Won't you?

Well, I hope I'm not a sex-psychotic
Or a trifle too erotic
Did you see me in the news?

Well I am just a monkey man
I'm glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe

I'm a monkey
I'm a monkey
I'm a monkey man
I'm a monkey man
I'm a monkey...

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