OK, it's not really suitable for the young and innocent, but this ageing roue always got a smile from the version by Derek Craft of "1812" (anyone else remember 1812?)

"I know a girl called Lisa
She's a little teaser
And she lives in Paris with a rich old geezer
So beautiful is Lisa
That if she went to Pisa
I declare the tower would stand up straight!"

Should appeal to Micca, if no-one else!