The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #35029 Message #478466
Posted By: gnu
07-Jun-01 - 12:57 PM
Thread Name: BS: Miccas gone limp
Subject: RE: BS: Miccas gone limp
Reader's Digest version... Man wants scary pet like big bad dog or snake to scare wife's suspected boyfriend when he's out of town. Petshop owner suggests smartest parrot in world because this parrot can tell him what went on while out of town. But parrot is on table, not on perch because he has no legs. Man takes parrot home and strategically places parrot on couch. When he returns from out of town, he asks parrot... Well ? That guy was here. What happened ? They started kissing on the couch. What happened then ? He started rubbing her breasts and putting his hand up her skirt. What Happened then ? He took off her blouse started kissing her breasts ? What happened then ? I don't know.... I popped a hardon and rolled off the couch.