Can't resist posting this surreal Jay Leno sequence:

"What is it with those knives they sell that can cut everything? For one thing, if you got one what would you keep it in? Have you also noticed how if you buy one of these knives that cut everything, they will send you a second one for free. Why? You already have one that will cut everything! Maybe the second knife is to cut the first one!!"

Yours, Peter T.