WYSIWYG:

1. I live in a crowded city. If I put a speaker out in my back yard, both the crows and the neighbours would start cawing!

2. It'll be totally acoustic. We have a big living room with fairly bare walls and no carpets. We'll make people wear hard surfaces as well. Chinked armour might be nice.

3. Everybody will be able to see if they bring their own telephone book. We'll arrange the tallest people at the back and the shortest at the front. (Actually, it'll be in the semi-round, and some people will be up in a higher dining room area.

4. We've sold all the tickets. As far as we know, the physical disabilities will include hard-of-hearing (we'll treat her to the best acoustic seat), and 3 people with perfume allergies (we've taken out the scented candles, and we've asked people not to wear perfume or aftershave).

5. Crashers (except the two who've prewarned us about their possible arrival), WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!!

~b.w.