Oh, yeah. Right. Safe. You're reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaalll safe. Y'know Sam, your mum and I have been sending each other all these reassuring PMs about how wonderful it all has been. So you'd better just remember, you still have one gig left! With a lot of little school children! Who are looking forward to seeing the 3 of you in one piece!

BTW, Ian, what is this WINDY BOTTOM FOLK FESTIVAL we've heard tell of? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm???