I retired from cheerleading, ever since I got transferred to the Baruchia MunchenGladbach (soccer) side and had the job of shouting 'Give us a B......' Closest I get to sports these days is fishing tennis balls out of my new pond, and practising my solo synchronised swimming in the bath.

Can I still get an English beer, rather than some of that stuff that tastes like it was strained through a running shoe?

LTS