Okay Helen my love........Just 'cause I hate to see you kill the thread, here's an oldie, but not necessarily a goodie. Remember?................

To the tune of "Irish Washerwoman"....

My dental dam's shaped like a bicycle seat,
And it tastes like an orange which I find really neat
It protects me against AIDS and most STD's,
But I only wish it would kill off the fleas.

Spaw